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Man Up, Charlie!

Build 'im. Dress 'im. Elect 'im.

By Thomas Francis

Published on August 06, 2008 at 9:55am

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It's crunch time in the Republican VP sweepstakes. If Florida Gov. Charlie Crist wants to win, he has to outrun the rumor that he's light in the loafers. Getting engaged was a good start, but he needs an extreme makeover to be straight enough for the family values crew. Refer to the accompanying illustration for our tips.

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